NODDY
COMES
TO TOYLAND
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by Enoch Blyton
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transcribed and edited
from the original manuscript
by Robin Gordon
- Auksford, 2009
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Noddy comes to Toyland
Part
II
Link to Part I
“Were you with Noddy last night, Tessie my
love?” Mr Plod asked.
“No, Mr Plod. A were trying to find out
more about the wreckers so A went out with Wiley.”
“With him the whole night.”
“Ay, Mr Plod, till nigh on midnight.”
“A hope, Tessie, that you don’t let Wiley
take liberties.”
“Oh no, Mr Plod. A wouldn’t,
and he’s never tried.”
“And where was Noddy?”
“A don’t know, Mr Plod. A saw
him looking for
me, then A think he went off for a walk.”
“Ay, happen he did. And where’s
Noddy this morning?”
“A ‘spect he’s in the moulding
shed, Mr Plod.”
“Go fetch him then, will you, Love?”
“Ay, Mr Plod.”
But Noddy wasn’t in the moulding shed and nobody
had seen him that morning.
“Go and find Tubby, then, there’s a good
lass,” said Mr Plod.
“Summat’s up, Uncle Tubby,”
said Tessie.
“Mr Plod’s being ever so jovial and calling me Love
and good
lass.
He’s looking for Noddy, but A can’t find him
anywhere. You’d best come.”
“A’m looking for Noddy,” said
Mr Plod,
“but he’s not at his work. Where is he,
Tubby?”
“He’s at home, Mr Plod,”
wheezed Tubby.
“At home, Tubby? Why is that?
Surely he
hasn’t given up his job. Come into a legacy
perhaps.”
“No Mr Plod. He hasn’t got any
trousers.”
“No trousers? You surprise me,
Tubby. I am
perplexed, astounded even. Why has Noddy got no
trousers?”
“Well,” wheezed Tubby, “he went
out for a walk
last night and was attacked by a gang. They beat him up, Mr
Plod,
knocked him out, cold, and when he came to he was sitting on the ground
with his arms tied round a tree behind him, and his trousers had
gone.”
“What a harrowing tale, Tubby. You mean
to tell me
that our little town, the home of the Toyland factory, is now plagued
by trouser-thieves who would strip a man of his dignity and leave him
tied up by the wayside. But tell me Tubby, how did poor Noddy
ever escape?”
“He sat there for hours, Mr Plod, then, about
midnight
someone sneaked up behind him and cut him free.”
“A public benefactor, Tubby? A good
Samaritan on the
lookout for victims of these wicked trouser-thieves.”
“Noddy thinks it was one of the gang.
They’d
taught him a lesson and now they let him go. They were the
Hobgoblins, you see, Mr Plod. They tried to get him to join,
but
he wouldn’t.”
“Most interesting, Tubby. What happened
next?”
“Well Noddy found some dock-leaves
…”
“Dock-leaves? Well, whatever
next. I suppose he
sewed them together to make himself a skirt. Can you imagine
it
Tessie, Noddy sneaking through the village in a skirt of green
dock-leaves.”
“No, Mr Plod,” wheezed Tubby.
“He used
them on his legs. They dragged him through the nettles, you
see. Took off his trousers and dragged him through the
nettles. Poor lad’s still in pain”
“I imagine he would be,” smiled Mr
Plod.
“Acid’s a terrible thing for burns. Well,
Tubby, when
can we expect to see Noddy back at work?”
“Tomorrow, Mr Plod.”
“Bare-legged?”
“No Mr Plod. Glenys is going into town
later to get him some trousers.”
“A’m glad to hear it. A
wouldn’t want
poor little Tessie here subjected to the sight of one of our plastic
moulders in a state of semi-nudity. All right,
Tubby. You
can go. Back to work.”
“You’re late Plod! I thought
you were never
coming. Afraid to tell me what’s happened, is that
it? More sabotage? Well, speak up, man!
Has there
been more sabotage?”
“Ay, Mr Claws, there has!”
“Wreckers in my
factory! Wicked men destroying my
machinery and
you stand there smirking as if it was summat wonderful!”
“It is,
Mr Claws. We’ve got
him!
The proof’s there. There’s not a court in
the land would let him off. We’ve got
him, Mr
Claws!”
“Stop sniggering and tell me properly
what’s happened!”
“They broke into the factory again last night, Mr
Claws,
and they put a spike through a vat of acid …”
“WHAT?!!”
“Ay, but they weren’t quick
enough. The acid
gushed out and soaked one of them. He had to pull off his
trousers, and he left them at the scene of the crime.”
“As far as I can see, Plod,” said Mr
Claws ominously,
“you’ve lost a vat of valuable acid and all
you’ve
got to show for it is an old pair of workman’s
trousers.”
“Proof,
Mr Claws. There’s a man couldn’t come to
work today
because he’s lost his trousers, and his legs are all burned
with
acid too. He made up some cock-and-bull story about being set
on
and stripped and thrown in a patch of nettles, but he’s
our
man, Mr Claws. We’ve got
him!”
“Well done, Plod. Who is it?”
“Noddy, Mr Claws.”
“Noddy
… the man you
took on without checking his references … the man you
assured me
wasn’t a union man … and now we find
he’s the leader of the Hobgoblins.”
“Yes, Mr Claws,” said Mr Plod, in a small
and chastened voice.
“Well, never mind that now,” said Mr
Claws. “The main thing is, we’ve got
him. Send for the constable and have him formally charged and
arrested, then have him brought before me. As a justice of
the
peace I shall commit him to prison and have him tried at the next
assizes. I wonder if this might be a hanging
offence. I
think it might, oh yes, I think it might. – Well
don’t just stand there, Plod. Go and have him
arrested!”
Mr Plod arrived back at the factory, muttering to
himself.
When he was halfway up the steps to his office he saw Wiley.
“Hey, you, Wiley,” he shouted.
“Come here.”
Wiley slouched over.
“A want you to go and find the
constable,” shouted Mr
Plod. “We know who the leader of the Hobgoblins
is.
It’s that new man, Noddy. He got his trousers
drenched in
acid when he holed the vat, so he’s at home today.
Find the
constable, take him to Tubby Bear’s house, and get him to
arrest
Noddy and take him before Mr Claws. Mr Claws’ll
find him
guilty and send him up for trial at the next assizes.
He’ll
probably be hanged, poor fellow, but there’s nowt we can do
about
that. Hurry up and get him arrested before Glenys gets back
from
the shop with his new trousers, or he’ll give us the
slip.
Go on, man!”
“Yes, Mr Plod,” said Wiley, and went off
grinning.
Tessie was listening from the top of the steps.
“Oh, Mr Plod,” she said, “A
wonder if A could just …”
“Oh, Tessie, Tessie,” groaned Mr
Plod. “A
need me ’ot chocolate. Oh, what a day, what a
day!
Hot chocolate, Tessie, quick as you can.”
“Yes, Mr Plod,” Tessie sighed.
As soon as Tessie and Mr Plod were in the office and the door
was
closed, Big Lugs Brown appeared from under the steps. He
hurried
across to where the packing materials were kept, grabbed a sack and
scuttled off.
By the time Wiley had found the constable Big Lugs had run to
Tubby’s house, warned Noddy, given him the sack to wear as a
sort
of skirt, and hurried him away, much to the amusement of some little
boys and girls hanging about in the street.
“Escaped?!
You are an idiot,
Plod. You are a
thick-skulled useless clod,
Plod! You disgust
me, Plod! You
are an incompetent,
stupid, idle, addle-pated, pea-brained
…
grrrrumph … g-g-g-rrrrrr-fffff-p!”
Mr Claws was incandescent with fury. His face shone
with an
internal purplish-reddish light as if he was filled with boiling
lava. He looked as if he were about to explode, as if he were
about to burst into flame. Plod almost expected to witness
spontaneous human combustion before his eyes, as Mr Claws lost his
capacity for speech and popped and spluttered like a boiling mud-hole.
Mr Claws shuddered and trembled and at last managed to
control himself enough to speak.
“Plod,” he snarled, “you have
gone too far this
time. You are dismissed!
You are no longer
overseer at the
Toyland factory. Send me Wiley.”
“He’s outside Mr Claws. It was
Wiley I sent to …”
“Shut your mouth, Plod. Bring Wiley in,
NOW!”
Mr Plod scuttled to the door and beckoned Wiley in.
“Wiley,” roared Mr Claws.
“Plod is
dismissed.
You
are now
overseer. Plod can have your hovel
if you can find a job for him, otherwise he can go. Now get
out
both of you, and FIND ME NODDY! I’ll have him
strung up on
the gallows. OUT!”
When Tess came out of the packing department to go and make
Mr
Plod his hot chocolate there was a thin, miserable drizzle.
She
hurried over to the office, then stopped in surprise. Plod
was
hunched against the wall close to the stairs, his hair plastered down
over his face and rain dripping off his nose.
“Mr Plod!” she cried.
“What are you doing
out here in the wet? You’ll catch your
death. Why
aren’t you in your office?”
“It’s not my office, Tessie,”
moaned
Plod. “Wiley is overseer now. He told me
to wait here
till he’s ready to see me.”
“That’s
terrible, Mr Plod,” said Tessie. “And
making you wait
out here in the rain – it’s cruel and disgusting,
and
A’ll tell him so.”
“No, Tessie, you mustn’t,” said
Plod.
“If you put his back up he’ll not give me a
job.
A’ll be unemployed and A’ll starve.”
Tessie hurried up the steps.
“Are you overseer now, Wiley? she asked.
“I am, and you’ll call me Mr
Wiley from now
on,” said Wiley.
“Yes Mr
Wiley,” said Tessie. “Mr Plod’s
waiting outside.”
“Plod,” said Wiley, not
Mr
Plod. A’ll see
him when A’m good and ready. Get me me
’ot
chocolate.”
“He’s getting soaked, poor
man,” said Tessie.
“A won’t tell you again, Tess,”
snarled
Wiley. “A’ll see Plod when A’m
good and ready
– and now A want me ’ot chocolate.”
“Yes Mr Wiley,” said Tessie and slipped
into the
kitchen to prepare the overseer’s morning beverage.
When she brought it Wiley took a sip, sighed contentedly,
then
said, “You can call Plod in now, Tess – and mind
you
don’t call him Mr
Plod.”
Tessie opened the door. “You can come in
now … Plod,” she called.
Plod came in, dripping.
“Stay over there by the door, Plod,” said
Wiley. “A don’t want you dripping water
all over my
rug.”
He took another sip of chocolate, sighed again and smacked
his lips.
“Now, Plod,” he said, “the
question is, can we
use you? Does Toyland have any use for an overseer
who’s
been sacked for incompetence? Well?”
“A used to be a wheel-fitter,” said Plod.
“Used to be, yes, used to be, but you’re
out of
practice now, Plod. A couldn’t take the risk of
railway
engine wheels being fitted to pull-along ducks. What would it
do
to Toyland’s reputation? No, Plod, you’ll
start at
the bottom like every other new boy. You’ll be on
sweeping-up duties. Go and find La’al Tubby, ask
him for
his broom, tell him he’s being promoted and send him to
me.
And just think yourself lucky to have a job at all.
A’m too
kind, I am. What Mr Claws’ll say A don’t
know.
Well? Aren’t you going to thank me?”
“Thank you, Mr Wiley,” muttered Plod, and
went out.
“A’m too soft, Tess,” said
Wiley.
“A shouldn’t have let him get away with muttering
like
that. A should have made him say it properly, out loud and
clear
– shouldn’t A, Tess?”
“Yes, Mr Wiley,” said Tess, loudly and
clearly.
“There’s going to be some changes round
her, my
girl,” said Wiley, and one of them affects you.”
“Me, Mr Wiley?”
“Yes, you, Tess. A’ve decided
not to have you
bring me me ’ot chocolate. After tomorrow
you’ll be
full time in the packing department.”
“Yes, Mr Wiley,” said Tess, not sure if
she was sorry
to lose her privileged position as the overseer’s hot
chocolate
girl or glad not to have to serve Wiley.
There was a tap at the door.
“IN!” honked Wiley.
La’al Tubby came in, wringing his cap nervously in
his hands.
“You wanted to see me, Mr Wiley?”
“Yes, Tubby,” said Wiley.
“A’ve had
me eye on you, and A think it’s time you were
promoted.
Plod can do the sweeping up till there’s another new lad,
then
– we’ll see. As for you, well,
A’ve a vacancy
for a wheel-fitter, and A think it’d just suit you.
What’s the matter, Tess? Got summat in your
throat?
Don’t gasp like that, girl! Well, Tubby, me boy,
would you
like to be a wheel-fitter?”
“Yes, Mr Wiley. Thank you, Mr
Wiley,” gabbled
the delighted boy. To be a wheel fitter, working in the
assembly
shed, away from the fumes. It was one of the best jobs at
Toyland.
“Good,” purred Wiley, “but
there’s
more. Like A said, A’ve had me eye on you, and
A’ve
got a special job for you – you’re going to bring
me me
’ot chocolate.”
La’al Tubby’s jaw dropped.
“A…a…, no, Mr Wiley,” he
gasped.
“Not me. That’s a girl’s
job.
They’d all laugh at me.”
“Sticks and stones, La’al Tubby, may
break your
bones, but the laughter of the ignorant can’t hurt
you.”
“A won’t do it, Mr Wiley,” said
La’al
Tubby. “You can make me a plastic moulder if you
want, but
A won’t bring ’ot chocolate to anybody.”
“You’ll bring me me ’ot
chocolate,
Tubby,” Wiley grated, “or you’ll be out
of a job, you
and that idle swine of a father of yours, and out of your house and on
the streets.”
“You can’t do that, Mr Wiley,”
said La’al
Tubby. “Mr Claws would never let you!”
“Mr Claws! What do you know about Mr
Claws? You
see him in church every week, smiling and looking benevolent, but you
don’t hear what he says to Plod. Squeeze ’em,
Plod,
that’s what he says. A’ll just need say
that you and
your family know where Noddy is but won’t tell me, and
he’ll have you thrown in gaol. Well, what is it to
be? Hot chocolate for you and me, or prison for all the Bear
family?”
“Hot chocolate, Mr Wiley,” muttered
La’al Tubby.
“Good! Tess’ll show you how to
make it
tomorrow, that after that you’re on your own! Well,
don’t stand about all day! Over to the assembly
shed.
Tell them A said you’re to be a wheel fitter. And
you, Tess
– back to the packing shed. There’ll be
no more
lounging about for anyone now Ah’m
in charge.”
The evening was dark and odd strands of fog hung about as
Tessie
hurried towards her Uncle Tubby’s house. The moon
was
hidden behind clouds, appearing briefly as they moved, to cast strange
shadows. Occasional gusts of cold wind shifted the strands of
fog
and smoke and sent dead leaves and dust rattling along the
gutters. As she came round the last corner a man came out of
the
shadows towards her.
“Evening, Tess.”
“Oh! Oh it’s you, Mr
Brown.”
It wasn’t the awestruck Mister
with which
she would have
referred to Mr Claws, or the respectful Mister
she used
when talking to
Mr Plod, nor yet the contemptuous Mister
she reserved for Wiley: it was
a wary, unfriendly, keep-your-distance sort of Mister.
Big-Lugs paid no heed.
“Things have come to a pretty pass,
Tess,” he said,
“with Mr Plod dismissed and Wiley in his place as overseer
– and then there’s Noddy, accused of being a
wrecker and
threatened with prison or worse. You don’t believe
he’s a Hobgoblin, do you, Tessie?”
“I certainly do not,” said Tessie.
“No more do I,” said Big Lugs.
“It’s a put-up job. He’s no
more a wrecker than
you are, Tessie. Somebody’s out to get him
– and
it’s up to us to find out who. But tell, me,
Tessie, what
does Tubby think?”
“He doesn’t know what to think, Mr Brown,
he really doesn’t.”
The Mister
was less hostile now, scarcely more than the standard
form of address from a youngster to an older man.
“He believes Noddy, doesn’t he?”
“He’d like to, Mr Brown, he’s
always thought
Noddy was a good lad, but there’s the evidence you
see. If
he wasn’t a wrecker how did he get his trousers ruined by
acid
from the vat?”
“A thought he’d explained that.”
“Ay, and Ah
believe him, Mr Brown, but Uncle Tubby just doesn’t
know.”
“Can A come along with you, Tessie, and mebbe speak
to him?”
“Well, A suppose A can’t stop you if you
want to, Mr Brown.”
La’al Tubby was leaning against the front wall.
“Thought you’d be out wi’ the
other lads,” said Big-Lugs”
“It’s not fair,” snarled
La’al
Tubby. “A don’t want to tek Wiley
’is ’ot
chocolate. They’re all laughing at me.
They’re
calling me ’Ot Chocolate, cos it’a a
girl’s
job. Why does Wiley want me
to do it? Why can’t
Tessie do it like she’s always done it?”
“Who knows,” said Big-Lugs.
“Maybe he’s posing as a somdomite.”
“Mister
Brown!” Tessie
gasped. This time the
Mister expressed shock and disapproval.
“A’m only teasing him,”
chuckled Big-Lugs.
“What’s a somdomite?”
La’al Tubby asked.
“Summat A hope you’ll never find out
about,”
said Big-Lugs. “Let’s go in, Tessie.
“A’ve brought Mr Brown,” said
Tessie to Uncle Tubby.
“Oh, ay,” wheezed Tubby, “and
what do you want, Big-Lugs?”
“A’ve come,” said Big Lugs,
“to tell you
that Noddy is innocent. He’s never been a wrecker
and
he’d never join the Hobgoblins.”
“That’s what you say,” wheezed
old Tubby,
“but Mr Plod found his trousers eaten away by acid where the
Hobgoblins punctured the vat, and his legs were covered in
sores.”
“Nettle stings,” said Big-Lugs.
He told you.”
“A don’t know what to believe,”
said Tubby.
“Noddy’s telling the truth,”
burst out La’al Tubby.
“How would you know?” wheezed his father.
“A joined the Hobgoblins,” said
La’al Tubby,
“but A’m having nothing more to do with them after
this. They beat Noddy up and knocked him out. They
took off
his trousers and dragged him through the nettles, then they sat him
against a tree and tied him up. It was me as came back to cut
him
free after we’d wrecked the acid vat. One of them
puddled
Noddy’s trousers in the acid then threw them in the corner
for Mr
Plod to find.”
“You stupid little
…” Tubby broke off coughing.
“Leave him, Tubby,” said
Big-Lugs.
“He’s learnt his lesson.
There’s lots of young
lads joined the Hobgoblins. A’ve seen ’em
going out
and Ah know. What we’ve got to do is find out
who’s
behind it.”
“He’s a useless little …
’ot chocolate
girl,” wheezed Tubby. “What
d’you ever take
that job for, Our Kid? You should have refused. A
can’t go into Tom Catt’s any more without someone
having a
snigger about it. You should have refused.”
“A couldn’t refuse,” yelled
La’al
Tubby. “Wiley said he’d put us out of
work and out of
our house.”
“Mr Claws would never let him do a thing like
that,” said Glenys.
“Wiley said he’d tell Mr Claws we were
hiding
Noddy,” said Tessie. “He said Mr Claws
would have us
thrown in gaol. He said Mr Claws was always telling Mr Plod
to
squeeze us harder.”
“Surely not,” said Glenys.
“A think Mr Plod’s been trying to protect
us from Mr
Claws,” said Tessie. “He’s
often quite upset
when he comes back from Mr Claws.”
“Ah’ve
seen him too,” said Big Lugs, “and
A’ve heard him muttering to himself. Things like: Squeeze
’em, Plod! How am I supposed to squeeze
’em when
they’ve not enough to live on as it is.
It was when I heard
him mutterin’ Poor
la’al fella, he’s a good worker,
and a nice little chap, and Mr Claws’ll probably get him
hanged,
that A decided to follow him back to the factory – and it was
a
good thing A did, cos A heard him telling Wiley to fetch the constable
and drag Noddy to Mr Claws to be condemned as a wrecker.
Anyway,
as soon as they were out of the way A stole a sack, ran along here and
got Noddy away wearing the sack like a skirt.”
“So he’s at you’re
house,” said Tessie.
“Did A ever tell you,” said Big-Lugs,
“why A
call my little cabin Toadstool House? It’s cos
there’s not mush-room in there.”
“What?” said Tessie.
“You’re right, Big-Lugs,”
wheezed Tubby.
There’s not much room there, and it’s better none
of us
knows where Noddy is.”
“Anyway,” said Big-Lugs, “if
anybody
should’ve happened to have bought Noddy a new pair of
trousers,
seeing as we don’t know where he’s got to, it would
be a
kind thought to bestow them on a poor old man that’s got no
regular work and lives by himself on the edge of the woods.”
“It would,” said Glenys.
“I’ll get them.”
“Now, La’al Tubby,” said Big
Lugs,
“you’ve served Noddy a nasty trick, the least you
can do is
help put it right. Can you identify the leader of the
Hobgoblins
or Captain Moonlight?”
“A only saw Captain Moonlight once,” said
La’al
Tubby. “It was when A joined. Noddy asked
me if he
was from London, but he talked much like everybody round here
–
except … when he was talking to me he sought of purred, like
a
cat, or like a lass trying to sweet-talk a man.
A’ve seen
the boss o’ the Hobgoblins a few times, but A don’t
know
who he is. They all wear masks, you see. Older than
Noddy,
but not as old as you. A know one o’ the younger
lads. It was Monkey
as asked me to join”
“That’ll do to start with,”
said
Big-Lugs. “Listen, Tubby and La’al
Tubby. Start
with Monkey, find out who he knows, then ask that
lad, till you
work
your way up to the leaders. An’ as for you, Glenys
and
Tessie, spread the word round what happened to Noddy, and keep your
ears open for anything useful. It always seems to me that
women
know more about anything that’s going on than us men do, so
who
knows what we may find between us?”
Weeks passed. Christmas came and went.
The snow lay
heavy, then was churned to slush, then froze and was covered by fresh
snow, then, finally, melted away. Mr Claws appeared each
Sunday
in church, beaming benevolently on his workers as if he wished he could
increase their wages in spite of the poor sales that had scarcely
raised his profits at all. Wiley squeezed them on his behalf:
hourly rates were cut, rents were raised. A couple of plastic
moulders died of pneumonia and were buried in the churchyard.
Wiley told La’al Tubby that if he didn’t look more
cheerful
about bringing the hot chocolate he might well find himself transferred
from the wheel-fitting team to the plastic-moulding shed. The
lads accepted the boy again when they heard how he’d been
forced
into accepting the demeaning “girl’s
job”, and, step
by step, the Bears identified more and more of the Hobgoblins.
La’al Tubby had identified Monkey, a slightly older
boy,
and Monkey identified a lad everyone called Clockwork because of his
constant jerky movements. Clockwork said he had been
recruited by
Mouse, and Mouse knew that Bumpy was a wrecker. From the
younger
lads the trail led to the older men, until it reached Wally
Cox.
Wally swore and blasphemed, said he didn’t care what happened
to
Noddy, denied he’d ever been a saboteur, then finally
admitted
that he’d been recruited by Noah Arkwright. Like
all those
questioned before him he had no idea who Captain Moonlight was.
Noah admitted straightaway that he’d been a
Hobgoblin, but
said he’d decided never to go out wrecking again after the
way
the gang had trapped Noddy and made him a scapegoat. A man
had
the right, he thought, not to belong to a gang if he didn’t
want
to, and to put him in danger of prison, or even hanging, just because
he wouldn’t join was a disgrace. Luckily, he added,
he’d never been asked to go wrecking since that day, and
nobody
had seen Captain Moonlight for weeks.
Did he know who Captain Moonlight was? Was he a
local man or a Londoner maybe?
Noah had no idea. Only one man knew who Captain
Moonlight was, he said, and that was Gobby.
That was a surprise. Gobby was known for his big
mouth:
anything he achieved he trumpeted to the town; any misfortune that
befell a neighbour would be told with relish to every passer-by; every
secret he found out would be published to the world. How
could
Gobby know the identity of Captain Moonlight and not tell a single soul?
Perhaps, Noah suggested, he was afraid of Captain
Moonlight. That seemed to be the answer.
Noddy, meanwhile, lay low at Big-Lugs Brown’s
house, coming
out only at night when the workers were safely snoring in their
beds. He didn’t waste his time though: rabbits
would
sometimes come out of Mr Claws’ woods, and Noddy and Big-Lugs
had
snares in the hedgerows. Each night too he would go to the
fence
and talk to the guard dogs, gradually winning them over. The
odd
bit of rabbit helped.
“Won’t be long now, Big-Lugs,”
he said.
“When A’ve got them eating out of me hand
A’ll climb
over the fence. If they don’t tear me to pieces
A’ll
be able to set snares in Mr Claws’ woods, just like
before.”
“Rather you than me,” said
Big-Lugs.
“A’m terrified of dogs – any dogs, not
just them
ravening wolves.”
So it was at Big-Lugs’ house that the conspirators
met to
discuss their findings: Big Lugs and Noddy, Tubby and La’al
Tubby, Glenys and Tessie, and Plod.
Glenys and Tessie hadn’t been able to find out
anything. The Hobgoblins had kept their nocturnal activities
secret from their wives – warned no doubt by Captain
Moonlight
that the careless gossip of women could send them all to
gaol. It
was the men’s careful tracing from recruit to recruiter that
had
taken them back as far as Gobby, and Gobby, despite his reputation
refused to talk.
“We could threaten to tell Mr Claws that
he’s the leader of the Hobgoblins,” said Plod.
“We couldn’t,” wheezed
Tubby. “We
couldn’t hand over even a filthy creature like Gobby to Mr
Claws.”
“You’re right,” said Big-Lugs,
“and even
if we did, he’d not believe us. He’s
convinced
Noddy’s his man.”
“Ay,” sighed Plod gloomily.
“He’s not one for being persuaded.”
“We’re stuck,” wheezed
Tubby. If Gobby
won’t talk and we can’t make him, we’ll
never find
out who Captain Moonlight is.”
“Ah
know who he is!” It was La’al
Tubby. They all turned to look at him and the boy blushed.
“Well,” he said, “A think A
know who he is: it’s Wiley!”
“WILEY?” they chorused.
“It’s the way he talks,” said
La’al
Tubby. “A told you when A joined the Hobgoblins
Captain
Moonlight talked to me like a cat purring or like a lass trying to
sweet-talk a man – well when A bring him his ’ot
chocolate,
that’s just how Wiley talks. A’ve never
told
anyone. It’s horrible. It’s
like … well
it’s like he’s talking to a girl that he wants to
…
A hate him!”
Glenys put a comforting arm round her son. Tubby
started
pacing, smacking his right fist into his left palm.
“A’ll kill him!” he
wheezed.
“A’ll kill
him. Even if A get hung for’t.”
“Easy, easy,” murmured Noddy.
“If La’al Tubby’s right you
won’t need to
kill him,” said Big Lugs, “and A think he
is. Listen,
there’s never been a Hobgoblin attack since Wiley became
overseer, right?”
“Right,” said Plod.
“Captain Moonlight hasn’t been seen since
Wiley became overseer, right?”
“Right,” said Plod and Noddy.
“So,” said Big-Lugs,
“it’s obvious,
isn’t it. Wiley’s Captain Moonlight and
he used the
Hobgoblins to get Plod dismissed and get himself made
overseer.
A’ve sometimes seen him sneaking into Mr Claws’
house
– well, there’s your spy. It’s
Wiley
that’s been letting Mr Claws know everything that’s
been
going on in town. It’s Wiley that told the
Hobgoblins what
to do. It’s Wiley that got Noddy blamed for the
wrecking
– and all to get himself made overseer.”
“He’ll regret it,” muttered
Plod.
“He’ll find out what sort of a temper Mr Claws has
got. It’s not a bed of roses being
overseer.”
“Not even if you squeeze the workers like
Wiley’s been doing,” said Big Lugs.
“What’ll we do?” Noddy asked.
“Somebody better keep watch on Wiley.
That’ll
be your job, La’al Tubby. Young-uns can wander
round
following people in the streets without it looking
suspicious.
He’d know we were on to him if old Tubby followed
him.”
“Can I have Monkey to come with me?”
“Ay, that’s even better. Two
lads just mooching
round together. But not Clockwork. All that
twitching of
his will draw too much attention. Get Mouse and Bumpy to
watch
Gobby. We’ll meet here every Sunday and see what we
come up
with.”
Plod was right that the overseer’s job was no bed
of
roses. The next morning Mr Claws was in a foul mood and Wiley
was
trembling and stuttering.
“Production down!” yelled Mr
Claws. “Why is production down Wiley.”
“A … A… don’t know,
Mr Claws.”
“Down!” snarled Mr Claws, “Down
because you
forgot to order supplies of plastic on time – just like you
forgot to order wheels and springs and paint. I had
workers
standing round idle because they didn’t have the materials to
make toys. Standing idle
while I’m
paying
them!”
“A’ll dock it from their wages next time
Mr Claws. A’ll lay them off.”
“There’d better not be a next time,
Wiley, or
you’ll be out of that grand house of yours and on sweeping-up
duties. Understand? Now get out and don’t
let
production be interrupted again! OUT!”
Wiley backed out of the presence, was shown out of the house
by a
haughty flunkey, and shambled down the drive. As he passed
the
little gate to the wood the dogs hurled themselves at it, barking
furiously. Wiley jumped, then scrambled away, down to the
lodge
and out of the main gate. The dogs run along the fence,
snarling
at him and crashing against it until he was out of sight, while he
muttered and swore.
Wally Cox was waiting at the bottom of the steps.
He
followed Wiley into his office and closed the door.
On Sunday afternoon Old Tubby wandered casually along to the
end
of his street. Plod came along and joined him, then they
strolled
off towards the woods and Big-Lugs Brown’s house.
Wally
Cox, who’d been leaning against a wall smoking strolled
quietly
after them until he saw where they were headed, then he turned and
hurried to the overseer’s house.
A few minutes later Wiley emerged and marched off towards Mr
Claws’ woods. Two boys who’d been
lounging against a
nearby wall sprang into action and hurried after him. He
turned
at the end of the street, but the lads were scuffling in a sort of
fight, so he went on. He heard feet running after him and
looked
round. It was La’al Tubby. Monkey caught
up with him
and knocked him down and they scuffled again.
“So much energy,” thought
Wiley.
“They’re being paid too much if they’ve
got energy to
waste playing games on Sunday.”
He hurried on. When they left the town the boys
climbed
over a gate and followed him behind the hedge. They saw him
go
into Mr Claws’ garden.
“Gone to see Mr Claws. What’ll
we do?” said Monkey.
“Wait and see, then A’ll go and tell me
dad.”
Wiley didn’t stay long, just a few minutes, then
came
hurrying out and set off down the road, almost running. They
followed him almost as far as the beginning of the houses.
They
saw him meet Wally Cox, and crept up quietly behind the hedge to
listen, then they raced off to report to the conspirators.
Noddy and Big-Lugs had met Tubby and Plod in a copse not far
from
Big-Lugs’ cottage. The four were gloomy.
They had
learned nothing new all week. Noah Arkwright was sympathetic
but
couldn’t tell them any more, Wally Cox had sworn at them, and
Gobby, usually so ready to boast, had refused to talk at all.
The dogs suddenly began a terrific commotion, barking and
snarling and crashing through the wood.
“They’re after summat,” said
Noddy. Then suddenly they heard a child screaming.
“They’ve got a babby,” wheezed
Tubby.
They ran as hard as they could for Mr Claws’
gate.
The only way in to the wood where the dogs ran loose was a gate along
his drive. They pounded in, past the lodge.
The dogs were loose in the garden, and they were after Mr
Claws’ little girl. Terror lent her
strength. She had
swung herself up into a tree and clambered higher among its branches,
while the hounds snapped and snarled below her, and leapt up to try and
pull her down. One dog’s teeth snapped shut on her
skirt. She almost lost her hold, but the skirt ripped, the
dog
fell back and she scrambled a few inches higher.
“Grab the girl,” yelled Noddy.
“Big-Lugs, look after the gate!”
Then he ran towards the dogs, shouting madly.
They turned and raced towards him. He disappeared
in their midst.
“He’ll be torn to pieces,”
wheezed Tubby, then
he hobbled after Plod. They ran to the tree, somehow lifted
the
little girl down, and set her on Plod’s back. Plod
pounded
towards the house, where Mrs Claws was having hysterics while Mr Claws
shouted for servants to come and help.
Tubby followed Plod, brandishing a stick that he’d
found
and turning from time to time to make sure the dogs weren’t
following.
Meanwhile Noddy was edging back towards the wood, surrounded
by
the pack of excitedly barking dogs. They’d
recognised the
friend who had talked to them through the fence for so many
weeks. They hadn’t torn him to pieces, but he had
many a
scratch from their enthusiastic leaping and clawing.
As soon as the pack was through the gate Big-Lugs slammed it
shut. Noddy found a stick and threw it for the
dogs. One
raced after it and started worrying it. He found another and
threw it. Now the dogs had got the idea. They raced
after
the stick, tussling and scuffling for it, all except one, who
wouldn’t be parted from Noddy. He edged back along
the
fence. Big Lugs opened the gate a crack. Noddy
slipped out,
and the two of them slammed the gate shut and bolted it.
Noddy’s special friend let out a great howl, and the other
dogs
came racing back to the gate.
Noddy and Big-Lugs hurried towards the house. Mrs
Claws was
covering her little girl in kisses, and Mr Claws was shaking the hands
of Plod and Tubby and swearing eternal gratitude. He pumped
Noddy’s hand, and Big-Lugs’ too, promising them any
reward,
within reason.
“What I want to know,” said Mr Claws,
“is, who let those dogs out?”
“It was Wiley!” yelled a boy’s
voice. La’al Tubby and Monkey came running up.
“It was Wiley,” said La’al
Tubby again.
“We were following him. He came into your garden,
Mr
Claws. We thought he was coming to see you, but he only
stayed a
few minutes, then he came running out. We wondered why he was
in
such a hurry, so we followed him till he met Wally Cox. We
heard
him say this. That’ll learn ’em, all on
’em.
Claws’ll not to speak to me like that again after he finds
his
babby torn to bits by them dogs, and the best thing is Plod and Tubby
and ol’ Big-Lugs’ll get the blame.
They’ll not
come spying on me again. They’ll be in gaol or
transported,
or mebbe hanged. I’ll see you’re rewarded
for keeping
your lugs open, Wally, but if you split, that’ll be the end
o’ you. It was Wiley let them dogs out …
um …
er …”
La’al Tubby suddenly seemed to realise who he was
talking
to. He stammered and blushed and edged behind his father.
“Fetch the lodge keeper,” roared Mr
Claws, and a flunky set off.
“Ay,” said the lodge keeper,
“Wiley came
in. A thought he was coming to see you, Mr Claws, but then he
went off in a great hurry. A thought you must have sent him
to
get summat.”
“I’ll have him hanged for
this!” stormed Mr
Claws. “Murder! Attempted murder, that
is.
Plod!”
“Yes, Mr Claws.”
“You’re overseer again. Sort
out the mess yon
Wiley’s got us into. As for you, you brave young
man,” said Mr Claws, turning to Noddy, “just tell
me what
you’d like.”
“A job, Mr Claws, making toys.”
“Don’t you work for me already.”
“A did, Mr Claws, for a bit.”
“What’s your name lad?”
“Noddy, Mr Claws.”
“Noddy!!
The leader of the Hobgoblins! Captain
Moonlight! Seize him! Hold him! Throw him
into the
cellar! Send for the constable. As Justice of the
Peace I
find him guilty. Hang him! Hang him I
say!”
“No, Mr Claws,” said Plod
firmly. “Noddy’s not Captain
Moonlight.”
“Don’t contradict me, Plod, or
you’ll be back
to sweeping floors. Of course he’s Captain
Moonlight.
There’s been no sabotage since he was driven out.”
“If he’d been Captain Moonlight, Mr
Claws,”
said Plod, “there would have been nothing to stop him coming
back
into town in disguise and stirring up the Hobgoblins – and
he’d have had every reason to do it. It’s
Wiley
that’s Captain Moonlight. There’s been no
sabotage
since he became overseer because he was using the Hobgoblins to get
himself made overseer.”
“I’m sure, Mr Claws,” said Mrs
Claws,
“that this brave young man, who risked his life to save our
little girl from being torn to pieces by those horrible hounds of
yours, couldn’t possibly be a criminal.”
“Me name’s Noddy Woodhead,”
said Noddy.
“A were a skilled worker, and A joined a union, and we were
all
sacked by our bosses. A’ve never been a wrecker,
and A
wouldn’t join the Hobgoblins.”
“There you are, Mr Claws,” said Mrs Claws.
“A’m called Noddy,” said Noddy,
“because
A used to make them little nodding men and animals.”
“You worked for Utterson-Framley?” said
Mr Claws.
“Ay.”
“Ay,” said Mr Claws.
“There were no
little nodding men this Christmas. Utterson-Framley are in a
fix. They’ve had to re-employ their workers and
recognise
the union, but they’ve lost Noddy. Plod!”
“Yes, Mr Claws.”
“See to it that Noddy has a workshop and all the
materials
he needs. Toylands going into the nodding-men
business.
Here, you two lads!”
“Yes, Mr Claws,” said La’al
Tubby and Monkey.”
“From now on you’re Noddy’s
apprentices.
He’ll teach you how to make nodding toys. Oh this
is
splendid. We’ll increase our profits no
end. What
else can I do for you, men?”
“A’d like to start a friendly
society,” said
Noddy. “Not a union, Mr Claws, just a fund to help
workers
that fall sick, or to help their widows, like poor Mrs
Pickersgill.”
“Of course,” said Mr Claws
expansively.
“You should have explained properly what these noble fellows
wanted, Plod. You know I’d do anything for my
workers. I depend on them and they depend on me.
You may
start your friendly society, and to show my regard for you
I’ll
start you off with a donation of … um … one
guinea.”
“Thank you Mr Claws.”
“Off with you, then. I mustn’t
keep you all day.”
“There’s one more thing, Mr
Claws,” said
Noddy. We’ll all work better if we have enough to
eat. Can you get rid of the dogs and let us take the odd
rabbit
from the woods.”
“WHAT?!”
“Rabbits is vermin, Mr Claws,” wheezed
Tubby.
“They get into your garden and destroy your
vegetables.”
“And our lovely flowers,” said Mrs Claws.
“You don’t pay the lads enough to buy
meat,”
said Big-Lugs. “Letting them have a few rabbits is
a cheap
way of feeding them”
“We certainly don’t want those dogs any
more,” said Mrs Claws.
“Grrrh … er…
Rabbits? Of course you can
have rabbits,” said Mr Claws. “Take all
the rabbits
you want. Nothing else, good, off you go then …
not you,
Plod.”
They left in high spirits.
“Rabbits,” growled Mr Claws.
“Grrrh! Rabbits and friendly societies.
Grrrrh!
That’s a whole guinea of my hard-earned cash that
I’ve put
into their friendly society, Plod. One pound and one
shilling! Twenty one shillings! Two hundred and
fifty-two
pence! I want recompense and by God I’ll have
it.
Squeeze ’em, Plod. Squeeze
’em!”
“Yes, Mr Claws,” sighed Plod.
Someone must have warned Wiley – perhaps it was Big
Lugs
– at any rate he had fled by the time Plod fetched the
constable
and he was never seen again. The constable found a box in the
overseer’s house, and in it was Wiley’s Captain
Moonlight
disguise. After that Mr Plod moved back in, and chose Tessie
to
bring him his hot chocolate. He was just beginning to think
he
might pluck up courage to ask her to be more to him than his hot
chocolate girl, when she announced, with a radiant smile, that Noddy
had asked her to marry him and that she had accepted. Mr Plod
congratulated her and concealed the ache in his heart.
Mr Claws perhaps thought that Plod would be even more
subservient
now that he had seen how he could be dismissed so easily, but
Plod’s experiences had the opposite effect. Before
he had
been terrified that if Mr Claws demoted him he would be bullied and
taunted by the workers, now he had friends among them and he was
prepared to speak on their behalf.
“Wiley cut the workers’ wages, Mr
Claws,” he
said. “They can’t live on what
we’re paying
them now. If they’re constantly hungry
they’ll be
always tired and we won’t get the best work from
them. We
should put up the wages to what they were. You
won’t lose
by it. You’ll only be paying what you were before,
and the
work will be … much …”
“Plod! You are a NINCOMPOOP!”
roared Mr Claws.
Some twenty minutes later, blasted by Mr Claws’
fury, Plod
staggered out and tottered home. He hadn’t been
dismissed,
but it had been a near thing.
Mr Claws had listened, however. He stood up in
church the next Sunday to make an announcement.
“Workers of Toyland,” he boomed,
“while I was
going through my accounts I discovered that Wiley, wicked wretch that
he was, had cut your wages. This, of course was entirely
unknown
to me, and I have therefore decided to restore your earning to what
they were before to show how much I care for my workers.”
Plod leapt to his feet.
“Three cheers for Mr Claws!” he called,
and the church resounded to their enthusiasm.
“Well done, Plod,” said Mr Claws
afterwards.
“I like to be appreciated. I like my workers to
think
I’m a humane, benevolent man, and you may be sure that
we’ll find some way to squeeze ’em after the
factory
inspector has come and gone. That’ll be next month,
Plod. Keep them contented till he’s been, then
squeeze
’em. I rely on you, Plod: Squeeze
’em!”
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